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a lethal weapon with the FBI.
This unfortunate event resulted when Lindsay one day sneezed while walking down the street and instantly burned an innocent passerby to death. Relatives of the deceased tried in vain to sue for damages, but the court found that no one could be held liable for sneezing.
The only remedy available was a court injunction forcing Lindsay to avoid contact with the public whenever he eats his homemade chili. And the FBI forced him to register his recipe and his breath as a weapon of mass destruction.
We've had to install fireproof walls in his office. We've put smoke detectors in his automobile that trigger fire extinquishers. And we've been forced to wear fireproof suits around the office. So if our voice is a little muffled when you call, you'll know why.
If you see this walking deathtrap coming at you down the sidewalk, RUN FOR COVER!
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