That
screwball Lindsay has been reading a book by Nikola Tesla's smarter brother,
Gomer, revealing a bizarre theory that the human skull, if struck properly,
rings like a bell. By listening to the tone produced when "Caveman" Lindsay
raps a young woman on the head with his gutta-percha hammer, he thinks
he can judge her suitability as a companion. (Personally, we think he
needs a good rap on the head with a two-by-four!)
Shortly after this photo was taken, the young woman shown proved her incredible athletic ability by exploding with a vicious right elbow so powerful it would have made the cracked Liberty Bell ring! And we can't begin to explain what she did with that long-handled hammer.
Lindsay hasn't been able to walk upright in almost two months. And if, when you call in your order, you talk to some guy with a voice like a canary, you'll know it's Lindsay!
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Lindsay's Weary Employees
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