No more stopping at gas stations for Lindsay! No, sir! His
car is powered by a rubber band motor fabricated from half a million rubber
bands stolen from the Postal Service, 
a
bale of raw latex stolen from a condom factory in Thailand, two girdles
stolen from Lindsay's neighbor lady, and a 200 foot long bunge cord used
by a late relative who jumped off a 100 foot high bridge.
Lindsay claims great gas mileage! No doubt. But with gasoline at rock bottom prices, Lindsay has again exhibited his incredible lack of timing. Sorry, plans are not available.
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