now
being developed at the Lindsay Publications Laboratories!
(Lindsay actually thinks he can put this junk on the market!)
The latest news from the Lindsay Labs has Lindsay, himself, feverishly developing a combination flare gun and drink mixer that he claims will solve almost any trouble anyone is likely to encounter. We doubt it...
Technicians
are finely tuning Lindsay's 1931 Model A Ford with an instantaneous elevator
mechanism for protecting the underside of the car from gigantic road kill.
But we have never seen a dead elephant lying on a road here in Illinois.
And bugs are still being worked out on the unique Lindsay
oxyacetylene
gravy stain remover. The stains disappear almost instantly, but so do
the lapels. We're hoping Lindsay will clean his own lapels while he's
wearing the suit...
While Lindsay is busy, we have enough peace and quiet to quickly fill your order for the great books described in Lindsay's catalogs. So check 'em out. And send us your order. Time is short. Our patience with Lindsay is getting even shorter. If you wait too long, we may not be here...
The Employees of Lindsay Publications
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